10. Does not require a remote control.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      9.   Has nothing to do with politics.
8.   You can blame the weather for anything that goes wrong.
7.   Looks enough like work to assure solitude.
6.   Legal to exterminate your enemies.
5.   Right to bare arms – and bare legs.
4.   Allows you to turn your junk into art objects.
3.   Does not require fluency in Latin.
2.   You can bury your mistakes in the compost pile.
1.   You won’t be arrested for ignoring “the rules.”

 
Added bonus: You can drink (in moderation) while you work.

Photo coutersy of Felder Rushing taken on his front porch

Tags: Gardening is fun

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